The D said:
TCTTS said:
Those "intelligent" "sophisticated" weirdos are the absolute worst argument you could throw out there. I doubt those people even know how to change a ****ing lightbulb.
What does knowing how to a change a lightbulb have to do with being an expert on Homer?
Unless... wait...
Are you suggesting that Nolan also injected actual LIGHT BULBS into his interpretation?
If so... A) how ****ing dare he, and B) you won't catch me anywhere near a theater for this.
Torches should be played by TORCHES, not some woke-ass, easily-turned-on light bulbs.
Nolan claims his version aims for authenticity, but its exactly this kind of divisive/modern casting, and adaptation of a bulb-ist revision, that threatens to turn Homer's myth into a politically divisive Hollywood product.
Is that the point? Really?!
Instead of respecting the classic, established, pure-started fire, and the heat behind it, Nolan is exploiting it for the lowest motivations: awards-season signaling, critic approval, and politics.
What about the kids and the dumbest adults on the planet who are being introduced to this story for the first time, thinking that ****ing LIGHT BULBS existed back then?! I'm of course fine with them thinking literal gods and monsters existed back then, but LIGHT BULBS?!
Light bulbs didn't even exist until 1879!!!
I swear, Hollywood and their DEI bull**** will be the end of us.