Hakimi just did his hamstring.

wangus12 said:

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Defense doesnt exist in this match lol

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You see 9 goals and think no defense. But there were some truly incisive passes and technical finishes.

Both teams consistently played the ball forward. Went after it. **** was fun. We all watch a ton of premier league. You never see stuff like this in the Premier league.

Yeah it was both things I think.

One thing for sure, it was stunning how many shots there were that neither GK (but especially Neuer) had zero chance to do anything. They were hung out to dry in some situations, and in others it was just a world class goal.

If Kimmich would have equalized at the end this would be one of the greatest legs ever played.

I think it sets up really well for the match next week. I wouldn't be surprised to see PSG play a bit more conservative and counter attacking than normal.

young eugene said:

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If Kimmich would have equalized at the end this would be one of the greatest legs ever played.

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It was the greatest leg ever played.

That might be a new top 10 soccer quote for me.

I'm biased but Liverpool 4-0 over Barcelona is was pretty great. I also highly enjoyed the Bayern 8-2 over Barca and the Tottenham-Ajax second leg in 18-19 was pretty great as well.

For all out attacking football though I cant remember a game better than this.

I thought it was just a bit too "irresponsible" - to quote the commentator. It was glorious, for sure, but I prefer games that are more well-rounded. I think I might get just as pumped up by great saves and blocks as I do by goals.

So games like Real Madrid - Bayern (first leg) this year are better in my book. Tons of offense and lots of chances created but fewer goals actually conceded due to last-minute defending and saves. Those are my favorite kinds of games.

deadbq03 said:

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Yeah it was both things I think.

One thing for sure, it was stunning how many shots there were that neither GK (but especially Neuer) had zero chance to do anything. They were hung out to dry in some situations, and in others it was just a world class goal.

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Neuer made 0 saves in 39 touches for the entire game. 1st GK with 0 saves in a UCL KO match since 2010.

Yeah he showed his age on a few of them, IMO. He was amazing in that RM first leg, but he's made errors since then… wonder if he's just flat worn out now.

Yea he did. Word is he was older than the everyone on the referee crew for the game yesterday as well. SO he was literally the oldest person on the field.

deadbq03 said:

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Kate - "Let's talk about Arsenal, your Arsenal, Thierry. You've got some analysis for us.

Thierry - "Yeah I do. They're kind of boring though. I'd like to let you know in advance."

Brutal stuff.

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My prediction for today's match:

2 non-penalty penalties so far.

quality football. the defense lovers are ecstatic.

Arsenal has 0 non-penalty shots on target.

Furlock Bones said:

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2 non-penalty penalties so far.

quality football. the defense lovers are ecstatic.

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that match was like jerking it to sheet rock.

I mean, thank goodness for the pens to save us from nil nil…

Honestly the game went better than I thought it'd go because Atletico at least had a pulse offensively. Excluding the pens, xG was 1.43 - 0.72. Not great by any stretch of the imagination, but not loathsomely dull either.

That Griezmann shot hitting off the post might be difference that puts Arsenal through.

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Atlético Madrid, PSG and Bayern Munich have all three benched their entire starting XI today.

Only Arsenal will have to play their strongest XI as they are still in a title race. pic.twitter.com/s5bqCPmJIa

— The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) May 2, 2026