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14-6 stratford at half

Do guys still whiz on the wall in the Tully men's bathroom?

I just had a flashback to the most jacked up roided out vato at my HS wearing an undersized naughty dog tshirt that he took off some tough guy. We weren't even rivals; think he just ran into them at a party.

33-14 memorial.

Incredible

40-14 Memorial. Score looks like a property tax comparison.

My son goes to Stratford (and a daughter will soon) but I'll give credit where credit's due. It was hilarious when, a few years back, those memorial a-holes shoe polished a bunch of cars with "too poor for 024."

JCA1 said:

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My son goes to Stratford (and a daughter will soon) but I'll give credit where credit's due. It was hilarious when, a few years back, those memorial a-holes shoe polished a bunch of cars with "too poor for 024."

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I've told this story before on here but it bear repeating.

Back in the day, our high school marching band wore white shoes ...basically, nurses shoes.

Our halftime schtick was entering the field from all four sides, so that meant a quarter of us would be positioned against the opponent's stands just before the end of the half.

We were playing Memorial at home and we were all bunched up next to the stands so we didn't block the spectators' view. A kid yelled out, "Hey!"

I looked up, and he looked right at me and said "My maid wears better shoes than you."

Nothing I could do but just laugh.

What was that dork that ran into the car trying to do?? What an idiot!

I remember back in mid 90's when my sister was at Elsik, they played memorial.

The first play was a 60+ yard rushing TD by Elsik. I think they won that game like 50+ to nothing.

While they were comparing Alief to memorial and "winning", it was funny to watch an all white boy team get slaughtered.

~egon

Supposedly he was trying to drop a smoke bomb in their car. Major fail. Catastrophic broken leg somehow...

Laughed my ass off at that one.

El Gallo Blanco said:

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KingofCorpus said:

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33-14 memorial.

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Stratford and Spring Woods need to form an alliance and keep these little Hedwig Hamas maggots within their little Elysium sectors. Don't let them cross I-10 or Beltway 8. (Sorry, took an edible to chill but think it was sativa so I'm creative and full of energy)

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Serious question, do Memorial kids **** talk to Northbrook or Spring Woods kids?

CW Griswold said:

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El Gallo Blanco said:

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KingofCorpus said:

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33-14 memorial.

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Stratford and Spring Woods need to form an alliance and keep these little Hedwig Hamas maggots within their little Elysium sectors. Don't let them cross I-10 or Beltway 8. (Sorry, took an edible to chill but think it was sativa so I'm creative and full of energy)

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Serious question, do Memorial kids **** talk to Northbrook or Spring Woods kids?

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Nope, just the "poor" kids at Stratford who live in $900k 2500 SF shanties off Wilcrest and Kirkwood.

Plus, they don't want it with the ese's.

I have college friends with kids at both. If there was an HPHS of Houston it would be MHS. If the park cities had a second high school like UPHS that would be SHS.

Ironically the richer friends I have are SHS parents. You can't buy a tear down even on the "poor side" for less than a million.