It really boggles my mind how Hollywood execs can continually make such crappy decisions (not the cancelling part...the part where they decided to make this in the first place). Between this and Section 31 they might as well sell off the Star Trek rights for pennies on the dollar and move on.

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Here is how I fix Star Trek and probably everything else. Admit it's okay that minorities and gays do not care about science fiction. Go overboard on sex and violence. Sydney Sweeney as the new Kirk. Get horny white male nerds to write all episodes. No social media presence whatsoever. Anything published online good or bad about the show will result in immediate legal repercussions. No cgi

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Ep 1: The trouble with tribble ticklers

Aided by pleasant and addictive side effects, sentient alien tribble sex toys go wild and reproduce rapidly from within their symbiotic users before releasing their zygotes into new prey in an attempt to take over Starfleet from within. Meanwhile, Captain Sweeney - being immune to the tribble charms due to her pair of medusa mammaries and tight fitting jeans - is forced to fight them off alone before it's too late and the whole crew succumbs to the alien invasion.

Will it be a bloodbath? Or can Captain Sweeney take them out with her oral skills? Tune in to find out!

batchuser said:

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Here is how I fix Star Trek and probably everything else. Admit it's okay that minorities and gays do not care about science fiction. Go overboard on sex and violence. Sydney Sweeney as the new Kirk. Get horny white male nerds to write all episodes. No social media presence whatsoever. Anything published online good or bad about the show will result in immediate legal repercussions. No cgi

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Terrible idea. Show would end after S1E1 when Captain Sweeney somehow clips something in hyperspace careening the Enterprise out of hyperspace too early and off into the void of unknown space.

YouBet said:

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batchuser said:

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Here is how I fix Star Trek and probably everything else. Admit it's okay that minorities and gays do not care about science fiction. Go overboard on sex and violence. Sydney Sweeney as the new Kirk. Get horny white male nerds to write all episodes. No social media presence whatsoever. Anything published online good or bad about the show will result in immediate legal repercussions. No cgi

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Terrible idea. Show would end after S1E1 when Captain Sweeney somehow clips something in hyperspace careening the Enterprise out of hyperspace too early and off into the void of unknown space.

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Is that what really happened to send Voyager to the Delta Quadrant?

My plan to fix Star Trek: All new Trek was just Jake Siko's s**t attempt at writing a holosuite adventure and can be disregarded for all eternity as it is no longer canon.

CheeseSndwch said:

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My plan to fix Star Trek: All new Trek was just Jake Siko's s**t attempt at writing a holosuite adventure and can be disregarded for all eternity as it is no longer canon.

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