The only Texan "cowboys" who attend tu list Brokeback Mountain as their favorite western

Feeble attempt at an homage to Nudie Cohn

BohunkAg said:

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Why does it look like all of their outfits (including McConaughey's) come from some weird gay cowboy cosplay store? I've never, EVER seen normal Texans dress up like these dandies.

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FFS, Bo.......this is news?

Don't y'all have a game against SoCon last place Samford you need to be thinking about?

before you get wound up for super bowl leather sportscoat Longhorn daddy?

Cattlemen and longhorn fans have ZERO in common. All hat and 1 steer.

I used to post pics here 20 years ago, but now I use words,
to describe a bunch of sweet cream glee club boys in overalls who couldn't tell a downspout from a shovel.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Don't y'all have a game against SoCon last place Samford you need to be thinking about?

before you get wound up for super bowl leather sportscoat Longhorn daddy?

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Says a tsip dildo who spends time on an Aggie website. Calling yourself "daddy" when you got spanked by 3-7 Florida and just got a Dazed & Confused type ass paddling by Georgia (who you're 0-3 against) is hysterical.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Don't y'all have a game against SoCon last place Samford you need to be thinking about?

before you get wound up for super bowl leather sportscoat Longhorn daddy?

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I'm not playing in the game.

Looks like a Massengill advert with all the ******s in those pics.

Raiderjay said:

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Whataburger wants their manager uniform back.....

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That's just mean.

BohunkAg said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Don't y'all have a game against SoCon last place Samford you need to be thinking about?

before you get wound up for super bowl leather sportscoat Longhorn daddy?

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I'm not playing in the game.

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spirit of the 12th man lol. Samford! mfkr

Now we're on 12th Man jokes.....brutal. I know that all of the tsips and their t-shirt fanbase (90% of their fans) are jealous and butthurt that our stadium didn't empty after being down 27 points. Had that been in Austin, it would have looked like a game @ Cougar High stadium.

Good luck keeping Sark btw.....sounds like you'll need it.

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BohunkAg said:

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Why does it look like all of their outfits (including McConaughey's) come from some weird gay cowboy cosplay store? I've never, EVER seen normal Texans dress up like these dandies.

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FFS, Bo.......this is news?

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Please respect the worlds largest Porter waggoner tribute band.

Raiderjay said:

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Whataburger wants their manager uniform back.....

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Is that the stripper with the finger-eating monkey?

Tia

Hey tu, go throw more debris on the field when you get honest calls against your team.

David_Puddy said:

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Good luck keeping Sark btw.....sounds like you'll need it.

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good luck keeping Elko...in the requisite amount of little chocolate donuts

Texas velvet maestro said:

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David_Puddy said:

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Good luck keeping Sark btw.....sounds like you'll need it.

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good luck keeping Elko...in the requisite amount of little chocolate donuts

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In case you missed it, he just signed a new contract over the weekend so we dont need your luck. But thanks anyway.

In all seriousness, I know there are a bunch of rumors flying around that I'm sure most, if not all Texas fans have seen. I sincerely hope that the rumors going around aren't true and that Sark is not falling down a bad path of alcoholism due to marital issues......that is a tough one to recover from in multiple ways.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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David_Puddy said:

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Good luck keeping Sark btw.....sounds like you'll need it.

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good luck keeping Elko...in the requisite amount of little chocolate donuts

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meanwhile you are probably pushing 300lbs and haven't' seen your ***** in years.

Aggie__11 said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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David_Puddy said:

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Good luck keeping Sark btw.....sounds like you'll need it.

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good luck keeping Elko...in the requisite amount of little chocolate donuts

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meanwhile you are probably pushing 300lbs and haven't' seen your ***** in years.

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keep your dirty visions to yourself. Let's stick with what we know.

Elko is rotund, and there's a longstanding, generational Elko family tradition that upon turning 11 each Elko child is presented their first sleep apnea machine.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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BohunkAg said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Don't y'all have a game against SoCon last place Samford you need to be thinking about?

before you get wound up for super bowl leather sportscoat Longhorn daddy?

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I'm not playing in the game.

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spirit of the 12th man lol. Samford! mfkr

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You played maybe the worst Sam Houston team ever.

maroon barchetta said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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BohunkAg said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Don't y'all have a game against SoCon last place Samford you need to be thinking about?

before you get wound up for super bowl leather sportscoat Longhorn daddy?

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I'm not playing in the game.

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spirit of the 12th man lol. Samford! mfkr

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You played maybe the worst Sam Houston team ever.

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Now we got the Hogs who y'all barely nipped, and if you don't understand we're their super bowl also you don't know history.

two very different runups to T+1.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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maroon barchetta said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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BohunkAg said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Don't y'all have a game against SoCon last place Samford you need to be thinking about?

before you get wound up for super bowl leather sportscoat Longhorn daddy?

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I'm not playing in the game.

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spirit of the 12th man lol. Samford! mfkr

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You played maybe the worst Sam Houston team ever.

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Now we got the Hogs who y'all barely nipped, and if you don't understand we're their super bowl also you don't know history.

two very different runups to T+1.

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hedging

"We are everyone's Super Bowl! That's why it's so hard to be us!!! You have no idea the pressure we are under to be so excellent all the time!!! Being The University is a terrible burden and sometimes achieving that greatness leads to some hiccups along the way."

Shut up.

Raiderjay said:

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Whataburger wants their manager uniform back.....

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Was she wearing the matching panties to this pant suit when Sark's WR was inside her, balls deep?

The clothes are just distracting from the fact that Sark is the devil!!