Randolph Duke

14,460 Views | 59 Replies | Last: 8 days ago by maroon barchetta
dermdoc
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Has lost it completely. Expletive filled rant on surly horns where he blasts tu and is "opting out" of following sip athletics. Sure he will be missed.

You were Texas
No material on this site is intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. See full Medical Disclaimer.
80s Guy
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Link?
ABATTBQ11
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
He'll be back by tonight
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Post sentries at all entrances to campus.

That sip loss followed by the Ags beating Bama might have finally pushed him over the edge.

Some of his Surly brethren will not miss him.
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
38 people with the middle finger emoji.
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
80s Guy said:

Link?


https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/22304-this-is-who-steve-sarkisian-is/
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?

maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
This is Chip Brown drinking apple-tinis level of whining.
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
They won't miss him.
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
It's a gif but you get the idea.
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
This guy gets it.
Jock 07
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
IHIOGA that Randy was the head dork leading the rest of the socially awkward in an SEC chant.

https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/texas-and-oklahoma-fans-broke-out-in-an-awkward-sec-chant-on-espns-college-gameday-and-fans-everywhere-roasted-them
Redstone
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
The good doctor just crushes skulls, in that old and dearly departed Rivalries spirit.

I'm very glad I helped get his perma reversed …. including texting the TexAgs customer feedback number, and more than once.
Roadhouse
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Amazingly, as toxic and unruly as that surly site is, that moronic sip Clob that hangs around this site got banned from surly. How in the hell do you catch a ban from a site that even Randolph Duke can't catch a ban from?
Clob94
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Roadhouse said:

Amazingly, as toxic and unruly as that surly site is, that moronic sip Clob that hangs around this site got banned from surly. How in the hell do you catch a ban from a site that even Randolph Duke can't catch a ban from?
You call the moderators a bunch of "c word" magnets.
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Sounds like it works.
Roadhouse
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
I bet you felt like a badass. That's pretty tough stuff.
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
The best part is you know Randy or his minions will read this thread.

Poor Randy.

Banned from Twitter
Banned from Wiki
Leaving (allegedly) the SurlySips site

Where will he bloviate? A park bench, ranting to pigeons about mean agieg and how the sip administration and athletic department should listen to his sage advice?

Bird seed, Randy. The pigeons want bird seed, not the stale bread you stuffed in your pockets at Olive Garden (he had a coupon).
Heelside Tantrum
How long do you want to ignore this user?
screw-tu
How long do you want to ignore this user?
The jokes wrote themselves. Pure comedy gold
SchizoAg
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
maroon barchetta said:

Post sentries at all entrances to campus.

That sip loss followed by the Ags beating Bama might have finally pushed him over the edge.

Some of his Surly brethren will not miss him.

Damn Charles, if UT athletics are losers, what does that make you?
Madman
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
McInnis80
How long do you want to ignore this user?
So "Randy" is no longer going to support t.u. athletics? I don't know if they can take the revenue hit? I bet the last time he paid for a ticket he was spewing his nonsense on AOL.
SgtBarbarossa
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Madman said:

I can see why this might bother a guy that is 40+ and still has a roommate.
Txgunrnnr
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Haha, Staff, can we please get a middle finger emoji or button?
“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.” -Henry Ford

#FJB
ABATTBQ11
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Randy can't walk away from them just like he can't walk away from us. It's all he has to fill the void of his failed life and lack of personality. He has nothing and no one, so he puts all of his time and energy into being the biggest attention hoaring e-b*tch he possibly can.
GiveEmHellBill
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG


Randolph Dukes and UT Athletics.
American Hardwood
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
dermdoc said:

Has lost it completely. Expletive filled rant on surly horns where he blasts tu and is "opting out" of following sip athletics. Sure he will be missed.

You were Texas
To be honest, Randy completely lost it a long time ago. This is just another example of him swerving into oncoming traffic.
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Txgunrnnr said:

Haha, Staff, can we please get a middle finger emoji or button?


They have a "rep" feature on that site. More positive rep gets you points and negative rep takes away points.

They love to protect their little hive and will neg rep anyone who doesn't fall in with their group think ways. It's very difficult for a new account to make it over there because if an account didn't already exist in the last two versions of that crappy site, it must be a sock trying yo troll them.

Not that I would know.
YellowPot_97
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Is this the event that finally breaks him and ends in a shooting spree? If it is, does he focus that anger on us or them? Hopefully it will only be on himself.
BohunkAg
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
YellowPot_97 said:

Is this the event that finally breaks him and ends in a shooting spree? If it is, does he focus that anger on us or them? Hopefully it will only be on himself.
Randolph Whitman
Oscar Diggs
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
YellowPot_97 said:

Is this the event that finally breaks him and ends in a shooting spree? If it is, does he focus that anger on us or them? Hopefully it will only be on himself.
The event will be when the sips are finally in the SEC and upon earning their only win against Rice, the sip crowd stands and proudly begins the SEC SEC chant. That will be the end.
DenverAg91
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
The Longhorns Twitter account was back before he was.
e=mc2
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
This is not good. More free time is an endangerment to the children he wants to rape.
Shooter McGavin
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Dude will be on suicide watch if he's watching this next segment on SEC Nation
Page 1 of 2
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.