Oh man this made my day

aggiehawg said:

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Uhm.

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We got out Elko'ed!

Sherrone Moore last night

Duffel Pud said:

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You do not talk about Fight Club!

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HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON!!

Good job, Texas. They had the dirt on Moore all along and used it to sink the UM program so they can win the bowl game and get that No. 1 preseason ranking in August.

Mega Lops said:

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Good job, Texas. They had the dirt on Moore all along and used it to sink the UM program so they can win the bowl game and get that No. 1 preseason ranking in August.

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I wouldn't rule this out. Half joking.

Lmao

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aggiehawg said:

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Uhm.

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We got out Elko'ed!

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I believe the correct spelling is Biff Pierogi

ElephantRider said:

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I could actually see DeBoer leaving for Michigan. He doesn't seem like he's cut out for life at Bama

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Just seems like Bama will show him the door soon (next year). Might be wise to leave now

I will never understand destroying your life for a bit of sex.


I mean its fun but it isn't that fun!

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ElephantRider said:

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I could actually see DeBoer leaving for Michigan. He doesn't seem like he's cut out for life at Bama

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Just seems like Bama will show him the door soon (next year). Might be wise to leave now

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Yeah, I think making the playoff saved his bacon for now. Of course, if they lose to OU in the first round his hot seat likely fires up again.

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ElephantRider said:

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I could actually see DeBoer leaving for Michigan. He doesn't seem like he's cut out for life at Bama

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Just seems like Bama will show him the door soon (next year). Might be wise to leave now

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Yeah, I think making the playoff saved his bacon for now. Of course, if they lose to OU in the first round his hot seat likely fires up again.

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Plus he's a northern guy. The furthest south he coached prior to this was Nevada. Alabama could be a culture shock, on top of the pressure of following the GOAT in a CFB landscape that the GOAT thought disadvantaged Bama. Michigan would make alot of sense.

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ElephantRider said:

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I could actually see DeBoer leaving for Michigan. He doesn't seem like he's cut out for life at Bama

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Just seems like Bama will show him the door soon (next year). Might be wise to leave now

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Yeah, I think making the playoff saved his bacon for now. Of course, if they lose to OU in the first round his hot seat likely fires up again.

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From lurking on tigerdroppings, seems to me that Bama fans would not shed a tear if he left for Michigan.

If they had beat Ohio State, would we even have heard about this story?

Buzzkill said:

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I will never understand destroying your life for a bit of sex.


I mean its fun but it isn't that fun!

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Maybe you're doing it wrong.

EDIT: best Username checks ever!

CharleyKerfeld said:

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If they had beat Ohio State, would we even have heard about this story?

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It was the 911 call and his arrest and detention that triggered it, so yes. Doesn't matter win or lose that game.

The lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life…

I can't wait to see the real timeline here, if we actually get it. Right now, it looks like UM has known about this for some time and sat on it.

barstoolexpert said:

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I know you're not supposed to bang other women when you're married… but why does this cause you do get terminated from coaching football

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Wtf?!

CharleyKerfeld said:

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If they had beat Ohio State, would we even have heard about this story?

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Some of yall should really read the relevant news stories before commenting.

I'm not surprised at all at this guy taking this risk and getting nuked. People are like "How can you be that stupid? Why would you risk everything like that?".

It happens all the time. I've seen numerous pastors do it and lose their families/large ministries. One pastor I know of ran his car into a bridge and killed himself after the elders found out and confronted him.

I'm not nearly as harsh in my judging as I used to be on this kind of thing because sin/temptation can take down anyone. I feel more pity than anything. Perhaps this will be a turning point in his life for the better.

OlArmy01Matt said:

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Oh man this made my day

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This could almost make for the perfect season for an Ohio State fan.


Some might say that their perfect day in October is an Ohio State win and Michigan loss, but what if Ohio State wins the CFP and then also has their rival's coach fired in a sex scandal?


That would be close to a perfect season.

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I'm not surprised at all at this guy taking this risk and getting nuked. People are like "How can you be that stupid? Why would you risk everything like that?".

It happens all the time. I've seen numerous pastors do it and lose their families/large ministries. One pastor I know of ran his car into a bridge and killed himself after the elders found out and confronted him.

I'm not nearly as harsh in my judging as I used to be on this kind of thing because sin/temptation can take down anyone. I feel more pity than anything. Perhaps this will be a turning point in his life for the better.

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My uncle played drums at a Baptist church off US 377 in Fort Worth way back when the pastor had affairs with I think a few dozen married women. Just made me laugh at the thought of how it lasted as long as it did.

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My uncle played drums at a Baptist church off US 377 in Fort Worth way back when the pastor had affairs with I think a few dozen married women. Just made me laugh at the thought of how it lasted as long as it did.

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My Mom was with my grandad at a small rural Baptist church was celebrating 100 years. As part of that, they were reading old church entries and it comes to one about two of my grandfather' brothers being "churched" that week. My grandfather's youngest sister leaned over and told my Mom, "Oh they had been out dancing."

My grandfather piped up, "Hell no, that wasn't why, They were both screwing the preacher's wife."

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My uncle played drums at a Baptist church off US 377 in Fort Worth way back when the pastor had affairs with I think a few dozen married women. Just made me laugh at the thought of how it lasted as long as it did.

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My Mom was with my grandad at a small rural Baptist church was celebrating 100 years. As part of that, they were reading old church entries and it comes to one about two of my grandfather' brothers being "churched" that week. My grandfather's youngest sister leaned over and told my Mom, "Oh they had been out dancing."

My grandfather piped up, "Hell no, that wasn't why, They were both screwing the preacher's wife."

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so the preacher was doing it wrong too....lots of that going around it seems.

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Got a female staffer pregnant. Guys been married 10 years, has 3 kids. Not a good look.

I can hear the Michigan State fans yelling "karma" from here after all the hell Michigan gave them about Mel Tucker.

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Why don't certain people know how to use protection. Like, what could go wrong, you're the HC and you're banging a staffer unprotected. What an absolute moron.

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Or just pullout like an adult male should be able to.

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Did it thousands of times with success, but had a late dismount 1 time. Didn't cost me what it's costing him, but it did cost me a new house and a minivan. It was worth it, though. I never wanted 3, but that little dude just seemed to fill a void (no pun intended) I didn't know we had.

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It's okay if you sprayed your own wife. If you sprayed someone else's wife, that would be a problem...

Dude was in Year 1 of a 5-year gig worth $30,000,000 + incentives and couldn't keep the truck in the garage.

Michigan had been alerted prior to Wednesday that Sherrone Moore was dealing with mental health issues yet Warde Manuel fired him alone with no HR rep and no security present, source told @NBCSports.

— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) December 11, 2025

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Buddy of mine has a text from a source. Apparently he was making suicidal threats in front of wife and then went to side piece's house and was making homocidal threats. Dude is crashing out as a result of the consequences of his own actions. Sad stuff.

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Cue the scene from Oceans 11…

"So you know a guy". You should team up with the idiot that blasted his SIL and daughters info on here..

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Turns out I broke the news on this thread

She's cute
I am sure each one here would do her given the chance.

walton91 said:

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Michigan had been alerted prior to Wednesday that Sherrone Moore was dealing with mental health issues yet Warde Manuel fired him alone with no HR rep and no security present, source told @NBCSports.

— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) December 11, 2025

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Wrongful termination lawsuit coming?

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ElephantRider said:

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I could actually see DeBoer leaving for Michigan. He doesn't seem like he's cut out for life at Bama

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Just seems like Bama will show him the door soon (next year). Might be wise to leave now

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Yeah, I think making the playoff saved his bacon for now. Of course, if they lose to OU in the first round his hot seat likely fires up again.

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From lurking on tigerdroppings, seems to me that Bama fans would not shed a tear if he left for Michigan.

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They still think Saban will come back..

walton91 said:

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Michigan had been alerted prior to Wednesday that Sherrone Moore was dealing with mental health issues yet Warde Manuel fired him alone with no HR rep and no security present, source told @NBCSports.

— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) December 11, 2025

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Losing to Ohio State hit him hard, huh?

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ElephantRider said:

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I could actually see DeBoer leaving for Michigan. He doesn't seem like he's cut out for life at Bama

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Just seems like Bama will show him the door soon (next year). Might be wise to leave now

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Yeah, I think making the playoff saved his bacon for now. Of course, if they lose to OU in the first round his hot seat likely fires up again.

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From lurking on tigerdroppings, seems to me that Bama fans would not shed a tear if he left for Michigan.

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They still think Saban will come back..

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Its gonna be Saban 2.0
A top list HC that leaves a program on the cusp of championship runs to go to Alabama from LSU.
Just happens Kiffin hasn't been at LSU long lol