Need a turnaround starting today against the .500 Marlins. Really need BBC & Meyers back in a bad way as well, along with Spaghetti and some of the other starting pitchers.
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Dana playing chess
Astros found a post-deadline trade loophole to quietly grab surprise Marlins reliever
Rooney was eligible to be traded because he spent the entire season in the minor leagues and did not spend any time on the Marlins' 40-man roster. While that should give you an idea of the caliber of pitcher he is (the 28-year-old has never appeared in a big league game), he was brought in to fill a 40-man vacancy and has joined the 26-man roster.
Astros found a post-deadline trade loophole to quietly grab surprise Marlins reliever
Rooney was eligible to be traded because he spent the entire season in the minor leagues and did not spend any time on the Marlins' 40-man roster. While that should give you an idea of the caliber of pitcher he is (the 28-year-old has never appeared in a big league game), he was brought in to fill a 40-man vacancy and has joined the 26-man roster.
^post 666
Took me coming back to sh*ttsburgh to get a W - back to the scene of the dong
jetch17 said:
Took me coming back to sh*ttsburgh to get a W - back to the scene of the dong
What's your Venmo. You can't leave
Ferris Wheel Allstar said:
Dana playing chess
Astros found a post-deadline trade loophole to quietly grab surprise Marlins reliever
Rooney was eligible to be traded because he spent the entire season in the minor leagues and did not spend any time on the Marlins' 40-man roster. While that should give you an idea of the caliber of pitcher he is (the 28-year-old has never appeared in a big league game), he was brought in to fill a 40-man vacancy and has joined the 26-man roster.
6-5 lefty with 2.45 era thru 33 innings this year.
give him a chance
The Wonderer said:
So long as they don't mess with the ratio. Limit it to 2 is fine with me.
7nine
the holy trinity of scoreboard spellings pic.twitter.com/tLIRSJfPM9
— 𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕓 🌟 (@jakedc6) August 4, 2025
Gnome Talmbout
Wait that's a dong too, right
That facial expression is so crucial in completing that gif.
The fireworks are great, but without that facial expression it would lose a lot.
The fireworks are great, but without that facial expression it would lose a lot.
Spencer Arrighetti to start today. Getting guys back!!!
3:40 start time today!
That escalated
Betty Spaghetti struggling.
he had a bunch of swing and misses yesterday. His issue was location. That should be better with each start
Big upset: green dildo number four appears on front row at Astros-Marlins. Proof of dildo sent to me via the green dildo crew. pic.twitter.com/Zud2R6m4fy
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) August 7, 2025
Lord have mercy.
Someone else is stepping up the dong game
jetch17 said:
Someone else is stepping up the dong game
Anybody know if jetch was in Miami yesterday?
Was not me - I'll be returning to the OG scene tonight at PNC, but it's to watch 2 crap teams play. I'm on Livvy watch though
jetch17 said:
Was not me - I'll be returning to the OG scene tonight at PNC, but it's to watch 2 crap teams play. I'm on Livvy watch though
Tomorrow's headline in the Burgh: "Houston Pervert arrested for creeping on Paul Skenes's chick."
That's a weekly headline
jetch17 said:
Was not me - I'll be returning to the OG scene tonight at PNC, but it's to watch 2 crap teams play. I'm on Livvy watch though
Gonna show Livvy your beer dong???
But thats gotta be awesome to see Skenes pitch again. I think he's the best pitcher in baseball right now. Too bad his team sucks
Jackal99 said:jetch17 said:
Was not me - I'll be returning to the OG scene tonight at PNC, but it's to watch 2 crap teams play. I'm on Livvy watch though
Tomorrow's headline in the Burgh: "Houston Pervert arrested for taking the green dildo craze a bit to far…..."
FIFY
My beer dong is tingling at the scene of the crime
jetch17 said:
My beer dong is tingling at the scene of the crime
Oh dear!
Cheap seats
Moved to the hot corner
"Let's raise another"
The dong lives - just no tv this time
jetch17 said:
The dong lives - just no tv this time
Trying to figure out how you took that picture.
Had friends, and they love tha dong
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