A guy meets up with his buddy who had a sex change operation and was now a woman. He was amazed at the transformation and commented that the pain had to be horrible. The woman said... no it wasn't that bad. The guy says well how about when they cut your pecker off... that had to hurt. The new woman said not much at all... general anesthesia and pain meds, etc. The dude presses.... what about the hormone therapy and the mood changes. She said... that wasn't the worst part. The dude says... well what was the worst part. She said... when they sucked half my brains out through my ear.

Farmer walks into the bar after a hard day in the fields and ordered a drink. Then noticed on the bar a very small piano and a very small piano player playing music so he asks the bar tender... hey how did that come about. The bartender explained that there was a genie in the closet and whatever you wished for he would give it to you. So the farmer walks over to the closet and opens the door and sure enough there's a big old Genie so he asks the Genie for a million bucks. Immediately the bar is filled with ducks all quacking... quack, quack quack.

The farmer went to the bar and told the tender... I think that Genie is hard of hearing. I asked for a million bucks not a million ducks. The bartender looked at him for a minute and said did you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?

A farmer loads his wife and son into the wagon and go to the big city. They pull up to a fancy new hotel and he tells wife to stay in wagon while he and junior go check it out. The walk in and see a sliding door open to a tiny room. An old, fat, ugly woman enters the room. The door shuts and some numbered lights above the door count up to 10 and then back down to 1. The door opens and a beautiful young woman with a gorgeous figure comes out. The farmer looks at his son and says junior, go get maw.

There is a world-famous Cajun detective named Bully Ray Duplechene. One day he's summoned to the FBI director's office at FBI headquarters.

"Billy Ray, we need you to go down to Lafayette, infiltrate and investigate a cock fighting ring that is running rampant down there."

"Yes sir! You got da right man fo tha job!"

The next day the FBI director sees Billy Ray at the coffee machine.

"Billy Ray, didn't I give you an assignment yesterday?"

"Ah yessir ya did, and I got to da bottom of dat cock fightin"

"Well, how did you do that?"

"Son- I went down dere and went to da rooster fightin, an I find out deres tree main groups involved with dis here cock fightin. Da Aggies, da cajuns and da mafia"

"How did you determine that Billy Ray?"

"Well sir, I knew dem Aggies was involved when some fool brough a duck to da cockfight. Den I figure the cajuns was involved when anotha fool bet tree hunerd dollas on da duck. Den I know da mafia was involved when dat duck won tree fights!"