CharleyKerfeld said:

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Daddy-O5 said:

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Good thing all my leagues were pretty much decided going into the night (anything short of a miraculous performance by Saquon). Because that was a stinker.

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Yes, it was a stinker with an identical final score of the Thursday Night Game. I had already clinched a victory yesterday, but I am ecstatic that Josh Jacobs and DeVonta Smith propelled my scoring total to 181.30 for the league's single game highest total not only this season but also since 2022 and the 3rd most ever.

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This is AI rapidly detecting patterns that take humans weeks or months.

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No, I am a real person. I just noticed these patterns. Below is my Facebook profile.

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I need Javonte Williams + Tre Tucker + 10.84 points > Dak Prescott to crawl to 6-5 in a season where I've now lost Mike Evans, Joe Burrow, Bucky Irving, and James Connor to significant or complete injuries.

Need 20 points from Dak tonight.

Need Lamb + Aubrey < 18.62

Wife needs Bowers + Williams > 76.88

This was basically the playoff decider week and we were both on the bubble.

Need a career night from Lamb to even have a shot, not holding my breath.

An L of an Ag said:

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Need 20 points from Dak tonight.

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I need 27

League 1: Bowers < 2

League B: dak < 50

Need bowers to be in the negative

And now I've lost Jamaar Chase. This season has been unreal bad luck and I'm somehow still in the playoff hunt. Not gonna make it in now though because I'm down Drake London and jamaar chase and Bucky Irving

now might be losing Antonio Brown for 2-30 years

Need Jeanty to get at least 10 points to set high single week score for the season in my league. It pays out even money on the year. Let's goooo

I need my opponent to get a -6 pt adjustment

i shouldn't need a miracle.. up over 20 points. I have Bowers and DAL d/st. Opponent has Lamb.

...but with the way Bowers flopped last week and the potential for Lamb to explode in any week, I'm not totally in the clear.

need a couple of 50-yarders from Aubrey

there's the first one --50-yarder for Aubrey

TD catch for Lamb

TD catch for Ferguson

TD catch for Pickens

I lost JaMarr too, but just picked up Christian Watson. Hopefully a good fill in for a week.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Stop kneeling!! I'm gonna lose by less than a point.

F you, Cee Dee!!! F you!!!!

EliteZags said:

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EliteZags said:

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somehow only need about a dozen from Hurts + AJB to hit 140 and overcome facing J Taylor and McBride

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And somehow this garbage game still makes me sweat out a squeeker, was waiting on kneeldowns to do me in, now to wait for stat corrections to screw me



Also this has to be the most stacked 3-6 roster ever (that started 1-5)
Normal 10 team league just traded Etn and Deebo for Bucky early right after Bigsby traded and barely got any play from Bucky
must win for a team no one wants to see sneak into playoffs

had to miraculously win a week where bench/out consisted of Gibbs, Bucky, AJB, Nico, Waller

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WHAT??? back to back MIRACLES

after last week's 0.8pt squeaker, I'm up 0.2 on Dallas' final drive in the red zone where either FG or XP or anything from Ferguson sinks me (and Jake Bates' missed XP ends my comeback playoff hopes), they inexplicably go for 4th and 2 inside the 5 and Lamb muffs an easy wide open TD and I'm saved with 4min to go just need Raiders to move the sticks once or twice, of course they turn it over on downs inside their own 10 with 2:30 with 3 timeouts left, instead of punching it in there or kicking a chip shot Dallas kneels on it 4 straight times to give the ball back and I'm somehow still alive for playoffs where champ payouts out >$2K

I can just image being on the otherside of that. Was an odd finish for sure.

Need Kittle+Chuba >17 in one work league

ETA: Need Dowdle +Chuba >10 in bar league

You may want to add the 49ers defense before tonight and drop a bench wr or backup rb. They play Cleveland next week.

Need at least 10 from Kittle. That's it.

I need more than 62 from Tetairoa + Dowdle + Pearsall

opponent had JSN go off.. I had duds from Josh Allen, Bowers, Saquon, Odunze.. everyone but Fairbairn and Cleveland bombed out for me so far.

Need Tet + McCaffery > 12 + Dowdle

Think it's going to be a close one

I need Brock Purdy to have at least 15.3 points. I am very nervous...I do not think I have had a tight MNF matchup go my way this season.

Good luck tonight everybody

Need Dowdle to be < 26 to pull an upset over a prominent member of this board.

hurleyag said:

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No having to worry on a Monday night is nice!

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Same here, it's been rare for me this year,, i usually need a miracle

need 8 points from Tet -- non-PPR

Need 18 out of CMC to take down the first place team in my league

hurleyag said:

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No having to worry on a Monday night is nice!

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Yup. All my leagues are won this week (Doesn't happen often).

Resigned to hoping CMC doesn't pop off too much so the guy in front me loses and I can pop up a spot in the rankings.

dixichkn said:

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Need 18 out of CMC to take down the first place team in my league

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18 is fine, but no more than that!