Yes, it's an Ann Landers or Dear Abby column for the NYT.

For the 2026 NYT version of Dear Abby, it's run by a gay, brown guy who claims to be an ethicist which is pretty on brand for the NYT.

A real ethicist would have responded with "Don't be a **** and agree to your wife porking strange men and you won't feel bad about yourself."

The far-left travels so far around and away from the obvious to try and justify and explain all of the immoral and unethical crap that they participate in.

NYU is a joke.

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YouBet said:

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Yes, it's an Ann Landers or Dear Abby column for the NYT.

For the 2026 NYT version of Dear Abby, it's run by a gay, brown guy who claims to be an ethicist which is pretty on brand for the NYT.

A real ethicist would have responded with "Don't be a **** and agree to your wife porking strange men and you won't feel bad about yourself."

The far-left travels so far around and away from the obvious to try and justify and explain all of the immoral and unethical crap that they participate in.

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You know it takes the very highest and most expensive sorts of education to arrive at the point where you can take the fact of your spouse being bent over every piece of furniture in the house and turn that reality into some ethical sandbox mental exercise.

Someone in the X comments asked Grok if the article was real and, if so, to roast the NYT in a vulgar fashion:

Yes, that's a real New York Times Magazine article from yesterday.

Now, for the roast: Oh, New York Times, you pompous, pretentious pile of pseudo-intellectual horse****. You've devolved from journalism to jerking off elitist egos with ****old confessionals that make tabloids look like Tolstoy. Your "ethicist" columns are just circle-jerks for soy-boys pondering if it's okay to let their wives get railed while they sip lattes and cry. F*** you for turning news into navel-gazing nonsense, you irrelevant rag of recycled toilet paper. Burn in hell, you biased *******s.

some of y'all would be really surprised at the depths to which your politically-aligned neighbors have gone to bring spice back into their marriages

That's entirely too many words to out yourself as a

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Dan Carlin said:

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some of y'all would be really surprised at the depths to which your politically-aligned neighbors have gone to bring spice back into their marriages

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No doubt. Including letting some guy season their wife's brains out.

But writing a chin pulling pseudo think piece about it?

Dan Carlin said:

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some of y'all would be really surprised at the depths to which your politically-aligned neighbors have gone to bring spice back into their marriages

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I've seen and have first hand knowledge of a lot of crazy **** so I'm highly aware. But it's still embarrassing and deranged to let some dude pork your wife to spice things up.