"Problematic" 90s kid's movies

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How about Blank Check? An 11 year old boy dating a 30 year old chick, and she even kisses him at the end.

Imagine the uproar if you reverse the sexes.
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"Juice?"

"No thanks, im not thirsty "
i'm sorry i dont laugh at the right times.
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https://texags.com/forums/13/topics/3192584

Not a movie, but I posted some musings a few years back about Doogie Howser, M.D.

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-In the pilot episode, one of his co-workers and friends takes him into an empty operating room and tells him that she notices that he looks at her a lot and that she likes him too. She tries to kiss him and pulls down his pants. Just then, the lights turn on and the curtain comes back from the observer platform where the rest of his co-workers are standing with a banner that says "Happy Birthday' and yell "surprise!" In the next scene, an upset Doogie is told "it was only a joke!"

-In the second episode, the new Head of Radiology, an attractive woman in her 40s, asks Doogie to dinner and says "it's a date". Then, she casually explains that she is running out of time to have children, but asks 16-year-old Doogie if she wants to be the father of her child. Confused, he seeks out answers on what he should do. Then, he finds out that the lady only wanted his seed, not to bang him. He is super sad and his sign off is that love is confusing. In this episode, he goes to a dance with a girl and strangely kisses her on the ear....like the inner ear flap thing. She doesnt react at all to this and she starts kissing him back.

-In the 3rd episode, the same girl, Wanda, that he strangely kissed at the dance has a pain in her stomach that he determines is appendicitis and performs surgery to save her. Their relationship is a little awkward because he performs a pelvic exam on her.

-Episode 5, Vinnie steals Doogie's lab coat while he is resting in an empty hospital room and pastes his picture on Doogie's badge. He uses his disguise to examine "Charmagne" -- a young starlet, by "checking her heart" by putting a stethoscope on and around her boobs.
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Long Duk Dong's character with the 'gong' sound in Sixteen Candles probably falls into the cringe category of today.
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Basically every Disney animated feature in the 90s…
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Vince Blake said:

Basically every Disney animated feature in the 90s…


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A costar named Boner probably wouldn't play today.
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If we are breaking the rules and mentioning 80s movies, then Short Circuit and Short Circuit 2. Fisher Stevens playing an Indian guy
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This presents the strongest case for physical media. Eventually these movies will stop being available on streaming platforms
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Vince Blake said:

Basically every Disney animated feature in the 90s…



I have the original vhs of Aladdin from when I was a kid. Full volume you can 100% hear Robin Williams whisper "teenagers, take off your clothes". Disney was getting after it in the 90's
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The 70s & 80s where far worse.

I saw rated R movies WAY too young. Death Wish & all of the ones from back there that wouldn't get released today. Super violent and $*x scenes that they don't put in regular release films anymore.

Revenge of the Nerds, although much lighter hearted, is another one that you can't find anymore for a number of reasons.
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Max Power
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This was going on well before the 90s.

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batchuser said:

This presents the strongest case for physical media. Eventually these movies will stop being available on streaming platforms

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CharleyKerfeld
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My Girl:

The whole world falls in love with MacCauly Culkin in Home Alone in 1990.

The next year he's in this cute movie with Dan Akyroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis, and fellow child star Anna Chlmumsky.

They're adorable together, but then he dies of a bee allergy and suddenly every kid in the theater is seeing Kevin McCallister dead in a coffin.

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His glasses! He can't see without his glasses!
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This lady had "relations" with a 12 year old.

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The Rewatchables podcast recently did a Kindergarten Cop episode. The first topic was how this kids movie had subject matter like divorce, sexuality, child abuse and abduction, and oh yeah, a big shootout at the end. But it was ok because it was the 90s, and no one gave a s***.
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Rocky basically date rapes Adrien on their first date when she goes back to his apartment. She said "no" multiple times but he sure didn't stop.

It won an academy award. Still not sure how that movie and Stallone weren't canceled during the Harry Wienstien stuff.
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CharleyKerfeld said:

My Girl:

The whole world falls in love with MacCauly Culkin in Home Alone in 1990.

The next year he's in this cute movie with Dan Akyroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis, and fellow child star Anna Chlmumsky.

They're adorable together, but then he dies of a bee allergy and suddenly every kid in the theater is seeing Kevin McCallister dead in a coffin.



Seriously...f*** them for this.
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

A costar named Boner probably wouldn't play today.

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double aught said:

The Rewatchables podcast recently did a Kindergarten Cop episode. The first topic was how this kids movie had subject matter like divorce, sexuality, child abuse and abduction, and oh yeah, a big shootout at the end. But it was ok because it was the 90s, and no one gave a s***.

And they set the school on fire to create chaos.
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Hardcore Greg said:

CharleyKerfeld said:

My Girl:

The whole world falls in love with MacCauly Culkin in Home Alone in 1990.

The next year he's in this cute movie with Dan Akyroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis, and fellow child star Anna Chlmumsky.

They're adorable together, but then he dies of a bee allergy and suddenly every kid in the theater is seeing Kevin McCallister dead in a coffin.



Seriously...f*** them for this.

If you watch the 30 second clip of that scene, though, it is so absurd. "He was going to be an acrobat!".
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zap said:

This lady had "relations" with a 12 year old.



"I GOT DIBS ON TOP!"
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BadMoonRisin said:

Hardcore Greg said:

CharleyKerfeld said:

My Girl:

The whole world falls in love with MacCauly Culkin in Home Alone in 1990.

The next year he's in this cute movie with Dan Akyroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis, and fellow child star Anna Chlmumsky.

They're adorable together, but then he dies of a bee allergy and suddenly every kid in the theater is seeing Kevin McCallister dead in a coffin.



Seriously...f*** them for this.

If you watch the 30 second clip of that scene, though, it is so absurd. "He was going to be an acrobat!".



No way I could possibly revisit that scene.
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CharleyKerfeld said:

My Girl:

The whole world falls in love with MacCauly Culkin in Home Alone in 1990.

The next year he's in this cute movie with Dan Akyroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis, and fellow child star Anna Chlmumsky.

They're adorable together, but then he dies of a bee allergy and suddenly every kid in the theater is seeing Kevin McCallister dead in a coffin.




What about The Good Son where he was a murdering psychopath?
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double aught said:

The Rewatchables podcast recently did a Kindergarten Cop episode. The first topic was how this kids movie had subject matter like divorce, sexuality, child abuse and abduction, and oh yeah, a big shootout at the end. But it was ok because it was the 90s, and no one gave a s***.

As I have said before, this was a typical interaction with my mother at the local video rental

Hey mom, can we get Vacation?

Absolutely not. I read there is an entire scene where the mom goes topless. Pick something else.



also my mom


Hey mom, can we get Robocop?

Let's see <take movie box from me>. Rated R for graphic language and gory violence. Sure hon, that's fine.


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TXAG 05 said:

CharleyKerfeld said:

My Girl:

The whole world falls in love with MacCauly Culkin in Home Alone in 1990.

The next year he's in this cute movie with Dan Akyroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis, and fellow child star Anna Chlmumsky.

They're adorable together, but then he dies of a bee allergy and suddenly every kid in the theater is seeing Kevin McCallister dead in a coffin.




What about The Good Son where he was a murdering psychopath?

Just the next evolution of pranks, but the people didn't know how to take a joke.
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No way could they make either Problem Child movie today
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Mr. Awesome Time said:

Milwaukees Best Light said:

A costar named Boner probably wouldn't play today.



May he rest in peace. The son of Walter Koenig, the actor who played Pavel Chekov on the original Star Trek TV series.
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My Father the Hero (1994) which has a a fourteen year old Katherine Heigl prominently featured in a thong one piece pretending to be older than she is by telling everyone that her father is really her husband. It was rated PG.
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CheeseSndwch said:

My Father the Hero (1994) which has a a fourteen year old Katherine Heigl prominently featured in a thong one piece pretending to be older than she is by telling everyone that her father is really her husband. It was rated PG.

That was probably Gerard Depardieu's idea.
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JDUB08AG said:

No way could they make either Problem Child movie today

What are you laughing at?

You, ya stupid dick!
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PatAg said:

batchuser said:

This presents the strongest case for physical media. Eventually these movies will stop being available on streaming platforms

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LOS locos.
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