RooAg said:
Not dumb at all. Tillamook tastes like eating lotion. Blue Bell is a far superior product if you are comparing ice creams. Tillamook would beat Blue Bell if you were comparing the taste of hand moisturizers. So we can say we were both right (assuming you are referring to eating hand lotions, but I will remain referring to ice cream). Win-win.
Since you seem to prefer more "ice" than "cream" you would probably like Sherbet. Most people who appreciate what good ice cream is prefer more cream content (what you call "lotion"). Nothing wrong with liking less cream, but that's like saying the best coffee is decaf.