Mark Fairchild said:
Howdy Col. Steve Austin: Had a very similar punch on the night of Dec 31st, 1967 prior to playing Alabama the next day. NEVER been so drunk, NEVER wanna be that way again! I kinda sorta remember we won the game, also never been as COLD as the old Cotton Bowl was that day!
Howdy Mark, that stuff will definitely knock your dick in the dirt!
Back in the summer of '76, my girlfriend (who became my wife in December of that year) and my little brother were both visiting me in College Station. We went to a birthday party for another girl I had become friends with. After my girl had a big cup of CD punch, I told her "no more". She said "but it's SO GOOD!". I'm like "yeah, it's real good for getting drunk as a skunk". Later, the birthday girl had pulled me aside for a heart to heart. She was trying to convince me that moving to Houston to be with my girl was a bad idea. It wasn't, we're still married. However, while I wasn't there to keep an eye on her, she had a couple more cups of punch. My brother and I had to carry her to the car.
I am not the Six Million Dollar Man, but I might need that surgery. "We have the technology, we can rebuild him!"