Guess Mike Elko's midnight snack.
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A bucket of chicken and two chocolate pies
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Guess Mike Elko's midnight snack.
Fritz 's after midnight routine
4-0. pic.twitter.com/kRVr2tp0og
— Houston Football (@UHCougarFB) September 27, 2025
Texas velvet maestro said:
Guess Mike Elko's midnight snack.
Probably not a dick, like you have at midnight.
BillYeoman said:
Fritz 's after midnight routine4-0. pic.twitter.com/kRVr2tp0og
— Houston Football (@UHCougarFB) September 27, 2025
wtg Houston. Big 12 Texas schools really giving those beavers the business
@Wally #eddiehaskell
Those OSU Beavers are just like a Tech co-ed...everyone's taking a turn.
People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
LMAO.....These posts never age well, do they?
DGrimesAg92 said:Texas velvet maestro said:
Guess Mike Elko's midnight snack.
Probably not a dick, like you have at midnight.
He probably prefers white chocolate covered dildos
"I don't care about your feelings OP. I'm not going to let fandom replace reason, thought, and history"
ya know Aggie Dad, the fallout of that **** parade in Austin is immense, ironically most of all on the Texas Aggie collective unconscious. The gay porno movies playing in your heads can never go away now. Many Ags return on the reg to picture files on their computers of all kinds of perverse nonsense. The whole event is disgusting, and now those visions will be passed down from Ag dad to son. weird and sad how things work out.
I just wish Elko could find some gym equipment and a nutritionist somewhere on campus. but he's clearly taking the M.Mangino tack, as long as he wins football games nobody will talk about his morbid obesity. he can keep eating like a chubby, guess the method keeps a fire under his fat ass.
I just wish Elko could find some gym equipment and a nutritionist somewhere on campus. but he's clearly taking the M.Mangino tack, as long as he wins football games nobody will talk about his morbid obesity. he can keep eating like a chubby, guess the method keeps a fire under his fat ass.
Maybe you should concern yourself with the fact that your heisman qb is driving your coach back to AA meetings before obsessing over daddy.
Just a thought.
Such a stupid mother ****er
Just a thought.
Such a stupid mother ****er
inconvenient truth said:
Maybe you should concern yourself with the fact that your heisman qb is driving your coach back to AA meetings before obsessing over daddy.
Just a thought.
Such a stupid mother ****er
I only want what's best for everybody, and look at how you treat me...
HOOK'EM
inconvenient truth said:
Maybe you should concern yourself with the fact that your heisman qb is driving your coach back to AA meetings before obsessing over daddy.
Just a thought.
Such a stupid mother ****er
He's skipping the AA meetings and heading straight for the liquor cabinet. Going all in on Arch is going to get Sark fired. They are bad, really bad.
People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
long ago when little Mike Elko was trying to figure it all out, he was just a child. But he had a realization. The world of competitive and professional team sports includes a ton of buffets.
this is for me, he said.
this is for me, he said.
Texas velvet maestro said:
ya know Aggie Dad, the fallout of that **** parade in Austin is immense, ironically most of all on the Texas Aggie collective unconscious. The gay porno movies playing in your heads can never go away now. Many Ags return on the reg to picture files on their computers of all kinds of perverse nonsense. The whole event is disgusting, and now those visions will be passed down from Ag dad to son. weird and sad how things work out.
I just wish Elko could find some gym equipment and a nutritionist somewhere on campus. but he's clearly taking the M.Mangino tack, as long as he wins football games nobody will talk about his morbid obesity. he can keep eating like a chubby, guess the method keeps a fire under his fat ass.
I mean, you and yours can try to paint our Yell Leaders as gay as much as you want. Its all opinionated. But that dildo gtg was 100% real. Yall went as far as putting one in a display case at your academic buildings. Thats some weird ass pride and on YOU
"I don't care about your feelings OP. I'm not going to let fandom replace reason, thought, and history"
Aggie Dad 26 said:
I mean, you and yours can try to paint our Yell Leaders as gay as much as you want. Its all opinionated. But that dildo gtg was 100% real. Yall went as far as putting one in a display case at your academic buildings. Thats some weird ass pride and on YOU
Me?
I'm an old guy w family, in Fort Worth mostly. haven't lived in Austin for 35+ years. yeah there's some arrested development in me I suppose, just goofing on TexAgs here....but we're posting here about football related things including the lardass coaching your Ags. It is YOUR Aggie mind that defaults to that other stuff. And you dream of chocolate ones. You're probably both perverted, and fat.
Ive posted many pics of myself on texags. Im far from fat. Keep projecting though
"I don't care about your feelings OP. I'm not going to let fandom replace reason, thought, and history"
I said, "you're probably perverted and fat.
you- "I'm far from fat. "
sorry not interested in your online pics lol
you- "I'm far from fat. "
sorry not interested in your online pics lol
Texas velvet maestro said:
I said, "you're probably perverted and fat.
you- "I'm far from fat. "
sorry not interested in your online pics lol
you in Ft worth right? Pretty sure you suck dick for free downtown.