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Marsh

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6:52a, 10/22/25

AG

Stolen from reddit, thought it'd be appreciated here.

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Scruffy

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9:38a, 10/22/25

AG

several errors on that, first off the merger was with United, not American.
Also the creativity is typical of reddit (meaning lacking.. even the racial jokes aren't well done).

I give 6 of 10 stars

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aTm_bomb

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9:40a, 10/22/25

AG

This comes around every few years and is generally a stereotypically accurate interpretation.

I use it when friends ask where they should move to.

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9:42a, 10/22/25

AG

Lol at 'Fake Lakes Just for the Bridges'.

Wasn't there a recent pissing contest of someone that departed GOOF for the shangri la of a burb with lakes?

Also, 'Rednecks Die in this River Alot', but the drownings at the ATV Park, Banana Bend, and Magnolia Gardens are anything but rednecks.

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cajunaggie08

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9:43a, 10/22/25

AG

Didnt this come out a decade ago?

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Morbo the Annihilator

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10:02a, 10/22/25

AG

More like 2 decades ago. Original was hand-drawn.

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Martin Q. Blank

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10:17a, 10/22/25

Sheila Jackson Lee is dead.

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10:21a, 10/22/25

AG

This is the version I was used to seeing. It is superior because it includes "Chinamen and their Businesses" for the area at 59-S and Beltway 8.

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In reply to Zeke1995 • 10:22a, 10/22/25

AG

Never mind. That actually made it into the newer version. This one is still superior though.

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10:42a, 10/22/25

AG

Cougar High is on the wrong side of 45

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11:02a, 10/22/25

AG

So some dork copied this and made it look nicer and you can tell because they said American instead of United

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1:27p, 10/22/25

Someone needs to update it west of 99.