New life hack discovered

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If you use Goldbond on your ball sack you already know that after the plume of dust you have bathroom floor covered in white powder. Not only did the Goldbond go unused but now you have to clean it up.

Welp. No more.

Just put your socks on and walk over it. This will get most of the powder off the floor and is also a good way to keep your feet dry and your socks fresh.

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ETA: gif to illustrate the fundamental problem.

Rexter
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Towel on the bed
Park butt on towel
Lay back with knees to chest
Sprinkle the cooling relief on the sack
Get up, roll up towel
No muss no fuss
dabo man
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FatZilla
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AggieArchitect04 said:

If you use Goldbond on your ball sack you already know that after the plume of dust you have bathroom floor covered in white powder. Not only did the Goldbond go unused but now you have to clean it up.

Welp. No more.

Just put your socks on and walk over it. This will get most of the powder off the floor and is also a good way to keep your feet dry and your socks fresh.

Follow me for more tips.

ETA: gif to illustrate the fundamental problem.



Goldbond is ass and shouldn't be anywhere near your ass. Cornstarch based trash. Buy the boys some real talc.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G4UCAD0
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Apply in the shower. Walk out.
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Drifit boxer briefs. Haven't hit the bond in years out of necessity, only recreational.
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Isn't talc related to nut cancer?
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Body Glide for the win.
FatZilla
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Burdizzo said:

Isn't talc related to nut cancer?


No, asbestos is and it was only for cooters, not nuts. Old J&J contaminated baby powder lawsuit. Talc is perfectly fine and always was for keeping the boys dry and dangling. Goldbond and all the others pussed out and switched to nasty cornstarch for everything.
https://www.cancer.org/cancer/risk-prevention/chemicals/talcum-powder-and-cancer.html
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