malenurse said:
AggieArchitect04 said:
How come men don't get enhancements as they get older? Like once your balls start to hang really low, can you go under the knife and get that tightened up a bit or something?
Asking for a friend.
Agreed. At my age, I can't ride a bicycle anymore without worrying about the boys getting caught in the chain.
Do your balls hang low?
Do they dangle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do they itch when it's hot?
Do you rest them in a pot?
Do you get them in a tangle?
Do you catch them in a mangle?
Do they swing in stormy weather?
Do they tickle with a feather?
Do they rattle when you walk?
Do they jingle when you talk?
Can you sling them on your shoulder
Like a lousy xxxxing soldier?
Do your balls hang low?